taur:

coolcatgroup:

silverhawk:

What about:

bitter-badfem-harpy:

officialweatherwax:

lolotehe:

portentsofwoe:

soih:

kaijuno:

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks 

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is 

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

The law: you have to pay your employees

Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns

The law: you have to give full-time employees benefits

Company: so I’m hearing “only have part-time employees”?

rubyredwisp:

“In winter, we must protect ourselves. Look after one another.” Father.

nasaqueer:

Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

officialagentmaine:

Cards Against Humanity just murdered every company that gender markets

When you’ve been used for a year by a guy but he’s still the only person you want next to you in bed 💔